A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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GONNA

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Obamacare!

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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