- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

ur mother

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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