What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Bing

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Anti Joke

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