Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Gadaffi

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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