Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Water, please.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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suck my dick.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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