How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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your life

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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DANA

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Gadaffi

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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