Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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