Penis.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Horse tits

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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