The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Baseball

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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minorities

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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