How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Women

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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