but there is a road to the super market

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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suck my dick.

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come along children

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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