josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A ginger rapping.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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This is not a joke.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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