- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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