- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is not a joke.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

The WNBA.

Women Drivers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

come along children

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

women's rights

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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