- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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