A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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im black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A ginger rapping.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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