your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Noah is Smart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Baseball

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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