what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Indeed.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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