Pianca going ham

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

your life

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

This is not Will Smith.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

a banana

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Indeed.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

One Big Ass Mistake America

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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