The jets are a good team..

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Icecream

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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SAY

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PENIS

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Mexicans working in an office

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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