A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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drugs.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Fruitcake

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Noah is Smart.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Women rights..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Baseball

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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