i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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two fish are in a tank.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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steves legs

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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okay.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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sixty....eight.

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Gadaffi

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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