What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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a banana

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Punchline.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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steves legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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