A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Men's rights.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Slavery lol

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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