One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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throbbing slobber

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suck my dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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come along children

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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