How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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your life

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Pianca going ham

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Slavery

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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