- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

women's rights

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Women rights..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

This is not Will Smith.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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