what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Oliver's friends

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gay marriage.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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SAY

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Is Carly smart? No.

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