KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Hitler is my role model

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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