- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

penis that is all

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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