- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

The WNBA.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

come along children

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

women's rights

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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