What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Hitler is my role model

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

This is not a joke.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

The WNBA.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Anti Joke

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