What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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My children are mistakes

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Women rights..

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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minorities

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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