What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Slavery

DANA

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

I love boobs

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Oliver's friends

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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