Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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minorities

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An Irishman stays home

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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