Jasper sucks.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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