- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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