This is not Will Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Indeed.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Icecream

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Turtles

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