Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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im black

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Jasper sucks.

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SAY

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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God is religiously proven to be real

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