Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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hi

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Knock Knock Good one...

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Men's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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