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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What's funnier than 24? 25.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

what is patrick wilson? smart

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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