What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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