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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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