What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Pianca going ham

Slavery

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

a banana

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

a horse walks into a barn

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

I love boobs

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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