Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Turtles

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Is Carly smart? No.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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hi

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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So dont touch it

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

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