Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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the WNBA

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Please don't rape me.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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