What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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steves legs

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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