What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Women Drivers.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Myspace

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A black man killed someone

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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come along children

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Fruitcake

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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