- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What comes after "Q" R

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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