Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Obamacare!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Penis

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Slavery

Pianca going ham

This is not Will Smith.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Anti Joke

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