A black man killed someone

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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drugs.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Anti Joke

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