What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

women's rights

Women rights..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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