Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Your life That's the joke

9/11

Pickle!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Robin, get in the car.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

how does peploe get around they walk

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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