Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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This joke isnt funny.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Myspace

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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