A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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This joke isnt funny.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Mexicans working in an office

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Myspace

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A black man killed someone

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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