What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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This is not a joke.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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The WNBA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Anti Joke

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